Some of you have read the entirety of the Playboy interview while others have only seen a few quotes floating about. There are two quotes that are causing a bit of upset that I want to talk about. Let’s start with the lesser of the two:
There are chat rooms that get bawdy. One group of women will start analyzing the issues but soon it will devolve into talk about my tie and what they’d like to do about removing my tie. That’s a strange thing about TV, it’s like being on the wrong side of a one-way mirror. You don’t know if it’s a group of Jennifer Lopezes out there undressing with you with their eyes or a bunch of Leona Helmsleys.
Okay, so my first reaction to that is “Your girl may be cute, but she’s no JLo either, Tubby.” Then I turn back into a grownup. I have seen that kind of talk about him online, and it can’t be comfortable (it’s not even comfortable for me - which is one reason I try to keep it to a minimum here). And who hasn’t gotten skeeved by being leered at by someone you found particularly unattractive? So, dear fangirls, what exactly about that statement is offensive? I thought so. Moving on.
The Great Right Wing Echo Chamber landed up on this like flies on shit, and with good reason:
Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda — worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.
Oh, Keith.
Say it ain’t so, KO.
If you read the full conversation, carefully and in context, you might think (as I did) that he’s using hyperbole to make a statement about how News Corp. and its neocon agenda has done real damage to the sociopolitical fabric of the country. The problem is, most people will only see that quote. It’s a whopper and it has legs. Change the name Rupert Murdoch to, oh, Keith Olbermann and you have a ridiculous statement tailor made for a Worst Person nom. How many of those asinine quotes we hear on WPItW are culled in just that same fashion - and none of us ever looks for the context? Are you, Mr. Olbermann, now a mirror image of Glenn Beck? John Gibson? BillO? Did you consider that your words might be taken out of context and used against you?
There are so few perfect senses of righteous indignation in the world .. it’d be a pity to spoil yours.


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