I had planned on having a downloadable, life-size Keith Olbermann mask for you to print and cut out, but I figured most of you probably don’t have a large format printer at your disposal.
Trick or Treat amongst yourselves.
I had planned on having a downloadable, life-size Keith Olbermann mask for you to print and cut out, but I figured most of you probably don’t have a large format printer at your disposal.
Trick or Treat amongst yourselves.
Happy Halloween! I’ve got my Darth Vader voice changing mask and black cape ready to go.
By redtoots on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:44 pm | Permalink
Well, if you didn’t plan ahead for this year’s All Hallows Eve, here’s some ideas for next year to get you started. After all, it is 365 days away (remember, it’s Leap Year in 2008):
* Brittney Spears - Shave your head, wear an ill-fitting wig with a even iller-fitting glittery bikini, black fishnet tights and knee-high boots, carry two dolls (provided you get permission from Commissioner Gordon) and lipsync (badly) to “Hit Me Baby, One More Time.”
* Comedian Rush Limbaugh - Wear an inflatable fat suit with a bad combover, carry a big stogie and a golf club along with some blue M&Ms and have “perscriptions” to shop around made onto Post-It notes and stick them to your body.
* Michael Weinersavage - Easy costume. Khaki shirt and pants with a Nazi Swatiska armband on the left arm, and spout anti-gay, Jew and Democrat nonsense.
* Coultergeist - This one’s great for real thin guys looking for an excuse to dress up in drag. Short dress, high heels, heavy makeup, expose your Adam’s Apple, and say outrageous comments like “If you’re a Democrat, and have a brain, you’re a Republican.”
* O.J. Simpson, Lisa Nowak or Lindsay Lohan - Another easy one. Orange jumpsuit, either a sports memorabilia piece or a sack of flour, and chains. If you plan to be going out as Lisa Nowak, wear Depends on the outside of your suit and an ankle bracelet in lieu of the chains.
* Bill Orally - Print out his head as a mask on four 8.5-by-11 inch pieces of paper, carry a loofah and a package of falafel along with a photo of Andrea Macklis around your neck. Also, make sure to say nasty things about Malmandy.
By jamescraven on Thursday, November 1, 2007 8:02 am | Permalink