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So not only has Geraldo joined the fray (Please note, Mr. Rivera, that one thing you really can’t call KO is “midget”), but now we’ve got Jonathan Alter backing up Keith.

As seen on last night’s “Top Three Soundbites” segment, Bill-O was the topic of discussion on yesterday’s installment of Tucker:

Host Tucker Carlson had asked his guests what they thought “of the meltdown occurring in public of Bill O’Reilly,” saying that MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, host of Countdown, “has set out to drive Bill O’Reilly crazy, and apparently he’s succeeded.”

More, as well as video of the segment, is at Media Matters.

So we have Bill-O and Geraldo on the Fox side, and Keith, Tucker, Scarborough and Alter on the MSNBC side. Hmmm. I suppose if they start wearing colored bandanas and swinging lead pipes on the air we’re in for a show!

I can somehow picture the great fight scene from Anchorman. The two news teams fighting it out in the alley. Or maybe the Sharks and Jets. . . “stay cooley-cool boy!”

YES. I was just saying earlier how much I now want to see Tucker Carlson huck a trident at Bill-O.

Then, you know … PBS is going to have to get in the mix. No commercials, no mercy.

I was also thinking Jets and Sharks. But can any of these guys sing? We know Tucker can’t dance.

well, we’ve heard Keith sing, although not in a serious way. but he CAN carry a tune, so I’m thinking he can do it. yeah, Tucker can’t dance, that’s true. The chair had better moves than he did. Though if you did the Anchorman fight scene, you could have Geraldo as the Spanish channel guy that Ben Stiller played. He totally fits that part!

Though if you did the Anchorman fight scene, you could have Geraldo as the Spanish channel guy that Ben Stiller played. He totally fits that part!

Oh, man. I just had a vision of Alan Colmes stabbing a man in the heart with a trident. He even has the same vacant eyes as Brick.

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